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Introducing… the Man With Five Nipples

Five. Count ’em. One, two, three, four, five. How’s that, you say? Well, it’s not like they’re all functioning–at least not in the manner one might suppose. I’ve the two nature blessed me with. The kind that once hardened to … Continue reading

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Music Doth Soothe the Savage Beast

I am not someone who sings well. My old joke is that I couldn’t carry a tune in a bucket. I may be a little harsh on myself as I actually sing fairly well when no one is around to … Continue reading

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