Dear Jackrabbit,
“My dad is both smart and funny. Boy, did I luck out! These jokes are… like… um… awesome. When is mom getting home from work again? It’s soon… right?”
I think we all knew this was inevitable… here come some dad jokes–lovingly curated from a long tradition of dad jokes. A few are original to your very own dad, i.e., me.
You’re welcome.
- Where does Batman go to the bathroom?
The batroom. - What cheese can never be yours?
Nacho cheese. - What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fshhhh. - What did daddy spider say to baby spider?
You spend too much time on the web. - Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?
Because they have no-body to go with. - I’m reading a book on the history of glue – can’t put it down.
- What did the daddy tomato say to the baby tomato?
Catch up! - What does the baby volcano call the mothe volcano?
Magma. - What does the mother volcano say to the baby volcano?
I lava you. - Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish. - Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?
Because it was well armed. - What’s brown and sounds like a bell?
Dung! - There’s a new type of broom out.
It’s sweeping the nation. - Why can’t bicycles stand on their own?
They’re two tired. - Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk?
The stock market. - What did the ocean say to the shore?
Nothing, it just waved. - Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then they’d be bay-gulls! - What did baby corn say to mama corn?
Where’s popcorn? - A termite walks into a bar and asks “Is the bar tender here?”
- Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?
They say he made a mint.
Don’t worry, my boy. There is a lot more where this came from.
A lot more.
Oh, this will be fun.
All my love
–Dad
